humor — News — David Fullarton

Dear People of the Internet, this is the final week of my exhibition
‘We Wish That We Were What We Once Were, Back When We Wanted To Be What
We Are Now" at The Compound Gallery in Oakland.
This Sunday, March 13th, there will be a Clos… — Dear People of the Internet, this is the final week of my exhibition ‘We Wish That We Were What We Once Were, Back When We Wanted To Be What We Are Now" at The Compound Gallery in Oakland.
This Sunday, March 13th, there will be a Closing Reception from 3 - 6pm. This event will also apparently include an 'Artist Talk’, starting at 4pm. As of right now I’ve no idea what that will actually consist of. Possibly an incendiary, Trump style oratory during which I vilify and belittle everything we hold dear, followed by the forced removal of random audience members by security guards. Most likely though it will just be me, in a state of mild embarrassment, mumbling incoherently for a short while.
Anyway, the forecast is for rain on Sunday, so if you’ve nothing better to do come along and see for yourself.

David Fullarton March 9, 2016

I have six drawings from the Apology Series appearing in a humor-themed show, appropriately entitled “Monkey Business” at the North Seattle College Art Gallery. The show opens Tuesday September 20th with two receptions, one at 1-3pm and … — I have six drawings from the Apology Series appearing in a humor-themed show, appropriately entitled “Monkey Business” at the North Seattle College Art Gallery. The show opens Tuesday September 20th with two receptions, one at 1-3pm and the other at 5-7pm, and it’ll run until October 24th. The address is 9600 College Way North, Seattle WA 98103. Other exhibitors include fabulous fellow Compound artist Jeanne Lorenz. And lets face it, any exhibition that features the word ‘Monkey’ in the title has to worth a visit.

David Fullarton September 29, 2014

Let’s start the New Year off with an amiable, romantic apology. Not even a hint of profanity, unpleasantness or random violence.Enjoy!It won’t last. Oh and on the off-chance that you have a few idle moments to kill, you can read my rumin… — Let’s start the New Year off with an amiable, romantic apology. Not even a hint of profanity, unpleasantness or random violence.
Enjoy!
It won’t last.
Oh and on the off-chance that you have a few idle moments to kill, you can read my ruminations on the entire Apology Series in this here interview.

David Fullarton January 8, 2013

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This is why I will never be the CEO of a Global Corporation. Well, that and my inability to maintain an acceptable level of personal hygiene.
Oh, and the contagious skin disease.
Actually the somewhat less sordid truth is that I discovered this shee… — This is why I will never be the CEO of a Global Corporation. Well, that and my inability to maintain an acceptable level of personal hygiene.

Oh, and the contagious skin disease.

Actually the somewhat less sordid truth is that I discovered this sheet of letterhead paper tucked inside an old 1957 edition of “An Atlas of Anatomy for Artists” that I bought used at Powell’s bookstore on a recent visit to Portland. This drawing seemed to suggest itself as the natural conclusion to that fortunate coincidence.

David Fullarton October 9, 2012

It’s either a cheap laugh or a deeply insightful exposé of the male psyche.
Take your pick. — It’s either a cheap laugh or a deeply insightful exposé of the male psyche.

Take your pick.

David Fullarton June 7, 2012

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I haven’t posted many apologies lately. And I’m truly sorry about that.

David Fullarton May 15, 2012

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David Fullarton February 22, 2012

Two most recent apologies.

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“Forgive & Forget”, 2012, 20 inches x 9 inches. I thinks it’s what you’d call a mixed media ‘object’.
Of course if you’d care to buy it here you may call it whatever you want. — “Forgive & Forget”, 2012, 20 inches x 9 inches. I thinks it’s what you’d call a mixed media ‘object’.

Of course if you’d care to buy it here you may call it whatever you want.

David Fullarton February 8, 2012

Another atonement in the continuing series. I’m sorry, but I just can’t stop. http://bit.ly/xGvArS

David Fullarton February 3, 2012

No longer a work in progress.
‘Apology #10’ - the latest in a series of mixed media drawings entitled "I Can’t Apologise Enough".
The series so far can be viewed in all it’s glory here: http://bit.ly/xGvArS — No longer a work in progress.

‘Apology #10’ - the latest in a series of mixed media drawings entitled "I Can’t Apologise Enough".

The series so far can be viewed in all it’s glory here: http://bit.ly/xGvArS

David Fullarton January 13, 2012

David Fullarton December 1, 2011

More Jesus themed artwork soon to be appearing at The RayRay Gallery in Chico CA. It’ll be a religious experience. (Sorry, I couldn’t resist it.)

‘Ask And Ye Shall Receiveth’. Mixed media on found book cover, 2011.
One of half a dozen Jesus-related bits and bobs that I have in “The Jesus Show” at the Ray Ray gallery 530 Broadway Street, Chico, CA. Opening Saturday, Dec… — ‘Ask And Ye Shall Receiveth’. Mixed media on found book cover, 2011.

One of half a dozen Jesus-related bits and bobs that I have in “The Jesus Show” at the Ray Ray gallery 530 Broadway Street, Chico, CA. Opening Saturday, December 10th, 6-9pm.

Be there, or be elsewhere!

Or buy a very reasonably priced print of it here.

David Fullarton November 30, 2011