I am sadly incapable of building a shed due to a lack of manual dexterity combined with a innately defeatist attitude. If, however, I was suddenly and inexplicably able to construct one you can rest assured it would be a marvel of painstaking craftsmanship and flawless engineering. A shed that would become legend. A shed that would make men who have been building sheds for decades, for their whole lives, men who were at the zenith of their shed building prowess break down and weep like small children. They would vow never to even think of building another shed again. Ever. For they would know that even their finest efforts would pale in comparison to the shed that I had built.